"I sneak in and see your friends and her snotty little family all dressed in pastels."
"It seems that I was uninvited by your lovely bride to be."
"I hear the preacher say 'speak now or forever hold your peace'. There's a silence, there's my last chance. I stand up with shaky hands, all eyes on me. Horrified looks from everyone in the room, but I'm only looking at you."